“Ouch! Mommy, that hurts!”
“Oops sorry! I only rolled on to my sides very gently. You are a fussy kid! You can’t expect me to lay erect the whole night.”
“I’m not a fussy kid! YOU ARE A CARELESS MOM!”
“Careless? Me? I gave up coffee, I gave up wearing jeans, I gave up doing all the crazy things that I do and you call me careless? Now, you are a fussy UNGRATEFUL kid!”
“Oh yeah? Do responsible moms participate in badminton matches when their baby is one and a half month inside the womb? You have no idea how difficult it is to cling onto your slippery uterine wall!”
“Don’t start on that again! I wasn’t aware that I was pregnant then. I can’t be responsible for that.”
“Well…you know now, don’t you? So, stop behaving careless!”
“Oops sorry! I only rolled on to my sides very gently. You are a fussy kid! You can’t expect me to lay erect the whole night.”
“I’m not a fussy kid! YOU ARE A CARELESS MOM!”
“Careless? Me? I gave up coffee, I gave up wearing jeans, I gave up doing all the crazy things that I do and you call me careless? Now, you are a fussy UNGRATEFUL kid!”
“Oh yeah? Do responsible moms participate in badminton matches when their baby is one and a half month inside the womb? You have no idea how difficult it is to cling onto your slippery uterine wall!”
“Don’t start on that again! I wasn’t aware that I was pregnant then. I can’t be responsible for that.”
“Well…you know now, don’t you? So, stop behaving careless!”
